Twelve days of Christmas Parody Lyrics
(Sung to the tune "On the first day of Christmas")
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me some socks that reached over my knee.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two useless ties, And some socks that reached over my knee.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three pairs of cufflinks, Two useless ties, And some socks that reached over my knee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four empty wallets, Three pairs of cufflinks, Two useless ties, And some socks that reached over my knee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five smelly things, Four empty wallets, Three pairs of cufflinks, Two useless ties, And some socks that reached over my knee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six bills a-laying, Five smelly things, Four empty wallets, Three pairs of cufflinks, Two useless ties, And some socks that reached over my knee.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven debts a-swimming, Six bills a-laying, Five smelly things, Four empty wallets, Three pairs of cufflinks, Two useless ties, And some socks that reached over my knee.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight statements a-shrinking Seven debts a-swimming, Six bills a-laying, Five smelly things, Four empty wallets, Three pairs of cufflinks, Two useless ties, And some socks that reached over my knee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine plastics melting, Eight statements a-shrinking Seven debts a-swimming, Six bills a-laying, Five smelly things, Four empty wallets, Three pairs of cufflinks, Two useless ties, And some socks that reached over my knee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten bags a-bursting, Nine plastics melting, Eight statements a-shrinking Seven debts a-swimming, Six bills a-laying, Five smelly things, Four empty wallets, Three pairs of cufflinks, Two useless ties, And some socks that reached over my knee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven limits leaping, Ten bags a-bursting, Nine plastics melting, Eight statements a-shrinking Seven debts a-swimming, Six bills a-laying, Five smelly things, Four empty wallets, Three pairs of cufflinks, Two useless ties, And some socks that reached over my knee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve migraines humming, Eleven limits leaping, Ten bags a-bursting, Nine plastics melting, Eight statements a-shrinking Seven debts a-swimming, Six bills a-laying, Five smelly things, Four empty wallets, Three pairs of cufflinks, Two useless ties, And some socks that reached over my knee.
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