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Christmas Jokes
Well, Christmas is the season to be jolly so have a look at our funny jokes selection! This Xmas Jokes collection is strictly for children and kids, but adults are most welcome to read them too! It's always good to have a kids joke to tell at a family reunion during the holidays!

Christmas Jokes
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Christmas Jokes
Everyone cracks a joke at a Xmas party or reunion. Whether they have found them in Xmas crackers or just remember them from previous holidays this is always a great festive pastime! The Knock, Knock type of humor is featured in our collection as well as the various play on words and some riddles. We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny Xmas jokes. (Our apologies for the really bad ones!) Some of our favorite Xmas Jokes are as follows:

Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him, 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'

Did you hear what angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!

How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!

What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean? A ball-point pen-guin!

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball!

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!

How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing Day? Tell him a joke on Xmas Eve!

What happens to you at Xmas? Yule be happy!

Why are Xmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop their needles!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite!

How do snowmen travel around? By ice-icle!

Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder !

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Xmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow!

What did the eskimos sing when they got there Xmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

This Xmas Jokes collection is mainly for children and kids, but adults are most welcome to browse them too! It's always great fun to have some kids joke to tell at a family reunion or a party during the holidays! We hope you enjoyed our selection of funny Xmas jokes. (Once again, our apologies for the really poor ones!)


 

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