Well, Christmas is the season to be jolly so have a look
at our funny jokes
selection! This Xmas Jokes
collection is strictly for
children and kids, but adults are most welcome to read them too!
It's always good to have a kids joke to tell at a family
reunion during the holidays!
To read our the first of our collection of funny,
humorous festive jokes please click the next
link under the following window:
Everyone cracks a joke at a
Xmas party or reunion. Whether they have found them in Xmas crackers
or just remember them from previous holidays this is always a great
festive pastime! The Knock, Knock type of humor is featured in our
collection as well as the various play on words and some riddles.
We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny Xmas jokes.
(Our apologies for the really bad ones!) Some of our favorite Xmas Jokes
are as follows:
Good King Wenceslas
phoned for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him, 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp
Did you hear what angry mice send to
each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
How do snowmen greet
each other? Ice to meet you!
What bird can write
under the Arctic Ocean? A ball-point pen-guin!
What sort of ball
doesn't bounce ? A snowball!
How do you know when
there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
How do you make an
idiot laugh on Boxing Day? Tell him a joke on Xmas Eve!
What happens to you at
Xmas? Yule be happy!
Why are Xmas trees
like bad knitters? They both drop their needles!
What do you get if
cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite!
How do snowmen travel
around? By ice-icle!
Where do snowmen go to
What happened when the
snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
What did the guest
sing at the Eskimo's Xmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow!
What did the eskimos
sing when they got there Xmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
This Xmas Jokes collection is mainly for children and
kids, but adults are most welcome to browse them too! It's always
great fun to have some kids joke to tell at a family reunion or a
party during the holidays!We hope you enjoyed our
selection of funny Xmas jokes. (Once again, our apologies for the
really poor ones!)
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Have a "Ho! Ho! Ho!" with
our Festive Jokes Collection!
Merry Xmas! Happy New
Year! Enjoy the Jokes
Christmas, have a happy and prosperous